
i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection.
(I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)

i have thus far read two entirely separate fics where spidermans dad meets spiderman and is like “?????? child???? this is child. oh my god where are your parents. im your parents now” and it is the literal best. the shenanigans of worlds ultimate dad trying to adopt his own son. perfection.
(I dont know if tumblr is still weird about links, check in notes and i’ll link the fics there)
incorrect-into-the-spiderverse:
Aunt May, dropping of the spiders off in her car: Have fun kids! I’ll just be here listening to my tunes.
[Heavy metal music starts playing]
so i saw this while playing cards against humanity and scrambled to draw it
And the three men I consider best
Komaeda, Sans, and Kanye West
We’re swept away in this whole mess
The day that Tumblr died.